By Username - 03/05/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3

You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.

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indistructo 3

great reason.... he said sarcastically

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iLube 0

Masturbating is supposed to be a calorie burning activitiy

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EVELYNandDIEGO 0

so ever since you lost weight you got weaker ?

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zowieandzander77 1

how the hell did you get that from the fml??? The OP is overweight and has trouble walking fast... therefor it's hard for he/she to cross the street before the light turns green...

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EVELYNandDIEGO 0

actually people who are on pills to lose weight abscond work out try get skinny and weak cause they did no work out throw out the pill!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hahahahaha wow. I'll be shaking my head for a long, long time.

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zowieandzander77 1

"try get skinny" " did no work out"??? that's way more than a typo. For the record the OP never mentioned pills... for the sake of humanity go back to school

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SolarGirl32 6

Some people just should not be allowed to comment

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mk58 31

I wish you luck on controlling your weight issues! Remember that even if you might be slow at crossing the crosswalk right now, at least you see that this is a health issue and that you are making an effort to fix it.

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s3xymoma 1

how is this a fml

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cgchamp89 7

Those must be some wide streets. Even old people in wheel chairs or with cains can cross the street fast enough...

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cgchamp89 7

Ah yes... canes............... forgot to throw in there that I hate grammar Nazis. You obviously knew what I meant. How do you sleep at night?

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