By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
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peachesncreem 21

And how does she think she's going to achieve that?

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sisterjameela 7

How was she trying to revive them? Was there a mini ER or an ant hospital? I cant wrap my mind around this.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

hahaha that's great! Is she in some weird ant cult I should know about?

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pinkzilla0 8

Now that's an ant farm of a different color. Does anyone get the reference? Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos? Sprockets? SNL? No? Okay, I'll go now...

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MURIKKA 11

Germany's most disturbing home videos? That sounds like it could be a really ****** up show.

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pinkzilla0 8

It was a Saturday Night Live skit way back when Mike Meyers and Dana Carney were on the show. Meyers had a recurring character called Sprockets. It was hilarious.

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perdix 29

The character was Dieter, the show was called "Sprockets." Your story has become tiresome, now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!

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namyo 13

Yes she has been playing skyrim non stop for a few months and now believes it is real

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savannah0790 0

Hopefully, she's young, if not, she might need some help, lol.

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vintagemeow 6

Hey, I'm sure she doesn't need help, she's perfectly capable of reviving ants by herself.

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bustub2 8

Better than dead aunts

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Myo_fml 20

You live an hour from me. >3 -stalk, stalk, stalk- (Just kidding, lol. I needed to match my quota of creepy comments for the day)

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chellyX92 8

I'd hop on that. If she succeeds she'll have an army if zombie ants trillion strong. YOU CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! No? Ok well take a sweeper to her side and call it a day. The army idea sounds cooler though.

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roseXthorns 8

Haven't ants already out populated humans? They're just smaller so it doesn't really seem like it.

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Outnuendo 8

I'm pretty sure the Wiccan symbols and eerie latin canting would be a dead giveaway, but waddya know.

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GothicAngel17 24

I'd just like to point out that Wicca has nothing to do with raising the dead. At all. I think you meant to say "heathen symbols", "demonic symbols" or even "pagan symbols". I'd also like to say in advance to any Wiccans who are offended by this little mistake, please be quiet. Seriously.

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ebonyirony 29

27- wiccans are not stereotypical witches. They're more into nature. What's currently living. Thanks.

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Outnuendo 8

She's trying to revive, of all things, dead ants. You think she's going to know that Wiccans don't raise the dead?

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English92 4

Is your sister by any chance Dr Frankenstein

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Thelnternet 7

is your comment by any chance overused?

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