By _RobotInDisguise - 09/12/2009 23:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife. She spoke about their wedding in 2004, their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures), and how much she loves him. Alan is my husband of 7 years. FML
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kitkatkelly 0

Hey, you had him first. Seriously though, this is so sad :

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reneekun 0

Seven years and you didn't notice ANYTHING strange?

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penizulaface 0

... i thought you said his name was aslan. i became incredibly happy. then i realised. FML

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Flutist 3

Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Aslan's owner. She spoke about their Narnian wedding in 2004, their two beautiful half human cubs who love their daddy very much (she included fur), and how much she loves him. Aslan is my talking lion of 7 years. FML

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aback 4

Your life sucks. Alan's life is about to suck a whole lot worse.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

After seven years of double dipping, he could probably do with a change of pace.

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tsundere 1

Hey, did anyone consider the possibility that the second woman is crazy? She only said that the woman included pictures of the kids, not of all of them together, and probably didn't have documentation to prove their marriage. If that's the case, call a lawsuit on this lady. If she had actual proof of the marriage, then FYL. Get rid of the guy - he's not worth the trouble even if you were together longer.

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Major_General 10

Send her a copy of your marriage license, then divorce him.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

"You normally have to pay double for this type of action, Cotton."

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drkwlf 0

Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how that turned out!

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Starfire22 5

Well I guess it's time to kick him out and get a divorce. At least your are wife number one so you should get the alimony and get him for all the money you can bleed out of him;)

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dove2424 0

I think the only "good news" (if there is any here) is that her marriage isn't legal and if you were first (and there isn't ANOTHER wife before you, you are legally his only wife. Which brings me to my next point... divorce his sorry ass.

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LatinoHeat 0

You need to face the facts and realize that your husband married someone else because she was willing to wear the Clay Aiken pink and gold panties. You let him get away...might as well cut your losses, realize your mistake, and move on.

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controlfreak123 0

That sucks I'm very sorry. But seriously the thing I can't get my head around is how all of these people can get duped? Does he not have family with a soul that would tell you what was going on? How does he get away with getting married to someone and having kids with them and you don't even realize he's gone for extended periods of time?

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