By _RobotInDisguise - 09/12/2009 23:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife. She spoke about their wedding in 2004, their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures), and how much she loves him. Alan is my husband of 7 years. FML
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kitkatkelly 0

Hey, you had him first. Seriously though, this is so sad :

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reneekun 0

Seven years and you didn't notice ANYTHING strange?

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janise 2

Instead of sending the OP a letter she should have dumped the guy's sorry ass. It's obvious she thought he was cheating on her and was trying to get the "other woman" to leave him so they could live happily ever after.

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AntiChrist7 0

Girls only love assholes. YDI

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chinCHILLaOUT 0

Proof that you are wrong; we sure don't love you!

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FozzieGirl 0

That happened to me, as well, and the first thing I did was write it up in a calm and detached way for the amusement of people on the internet.

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Tomaino 3

I think it's silly when people ridicule the posters for "bothering" to post on here. You clearly don't understand that the rule of submitting a valid FML is to start the post with "Today" and end it with "FML." It doesn't matter what day it was. This could have happened six months ago.

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waterynuggets 0

Wait until his husband of 20 years mails out letters revealing both of y'all to be sideline hoes

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Flutist 3

omg he has two beards!

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SilverStrs5 0

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jts2 3

..*twitch* Do You Really Have To Type Like This? Capital Letters At The Start Of Every ****ing Word? Seriously..

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Flutist 3

You Seriously Can't Write ******* Out on **** My Life?

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pwclacrosse 0

yeah flutist, believe it or not, some people have some ******* class

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myfriend_youfail 3

Those "people" wouldn't include you, right, pwclacrosse ?

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Flutist 3

Yes, we be a classy bunch, typing with our pinkies up on Fmylife.com. Cause this place screams, I go to opera and save kittens and like to donate to charities. Lol, this site rocks my socks, but its still not the highest class place in the world. Now DarntootenMyLife is the place to be. LOL

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CallMeHush 0

Is it to much to hope that someday there is a FML from the Alan or the like about the monumental beatdown he received after his 2 or 3 wives met for the first time?

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dramatic11 0

Damn. That REALLY sucks. Some people just don't notice subtle things though... so this is plausible. No wonder people are so paranoid now a days, it's shit like this that makes us paranoid! I suppose the silver lining would be that you had him first.. but yeah. Kick his ass out. Oh and might want to inform the other woman of your situation too, it's obvious she thought she was the wife and you were the mistress.

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wh4t3v3R 0

You would think Government paper pushers would catch this kinda stuff. Two marriage certificates for the same dude? Filing for a double head of household reduction on his taxes after he appears as a husband on two women's tax returns? I think it could happen, but the IRS should give him a beat down after his wives are done with him.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

LOL Dude, this sorta crap happens ALL the time. There's countless people all over the country with fake IDs. Just drop by Vegas with one of them and some chick, and whoop, you have a perfectly legal marriage certificate minutes later. If your fake papers are solid, no need to even go to Vegas, anywhere will work. And tons of guys in sales, in arilines, in all sorts of jobs that require spending time away from home, have mistresses and sometimes even whole families in other cities. It happens everyday. The children commenting saying they don't believe it could ever happen (not you, other people) make me weep for the stupidity of mankind. You think the government "will catch it"? They have better crap to do. If someone ever catches on, it's a few years down the road, either one of the two wives or indeed the IRS etc., but it takes a while. No one is carefully counterchecking papers and making sure nothing is "looking weird". If the guy is smart enough, he can go a lifetime without getting caught, unless he does something pretyt obvious.

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redbluegreen 40

Oh Alan, how could you? I thought we were something special and this is how I find out? My heart...

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redbluegreen 40

I hope so. I don't think I can go another day without you. ♥

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katgurl 13

Cute, did you plan on an Alan answering ? xD

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Kind of like Joey in Friends when he screams out “Mike” in the middle of the coffee house hoping someone will answer.

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redbluegreen 40

Yes. We're so in love, we're connected like that. (-;

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noshitsherlock 0

Great, he is also creating franchises of himself, passing on his asshole genes

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