By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
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HoboMeth 33

You girls should all get together and group break up

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hippodankamus 22

Sounds you dodged a bullet there OP. This guy is clearly a cheating douchebag.

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devildog562 33

He's dumb ass a rock and I hope you don't run back to him when he comes crying that it was auto select of some other stupid excuse .

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gearhead369 20

Wow! What an asshole! You clearly deserve better

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roserenae 2

I'm sure he will have a excuse. What a asshat.

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abNormal62 23

Group declaration of Love? I think a group reply is in order. I know he's probably prefer group sex, but this F***ing would be more to the ladies taste than his

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Plot twist: The other 2 women were only his advisors who helped him write a carefully-crafted love text and he included them just so that they can asses his final product.

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aj9319 16

I would be expecting two more similar FMLs then.

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bad_boyfriend 10

Thats bush league. You gotta have a separate messaging app for your side chick

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Overlord247 20

Never has a screen name been so accurate

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leogachi 15

I didn't even look at the screen name until I read your comment. That's absolute gold. XD

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jberg583 12

He was just telling the other ladies how much he loves you...Wait no... He sucks, sorry OP

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