By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
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toddin 7

Tell him to go to rehab. :)

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.

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onelovebabyyy 0

he probly did it as a joke, when your ****** up everything is funny and i can see why he would think sending you this is hilarious.

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solidxnamja 0

You just wish you could do better. Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't be waiting on a gift from a crush, someone who probably doesn't even know you're alive. I bet you deserve it. :P

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rayracer141 0

this is old...heard this a million time you liar!!! faker. go kill yourself cauese your a douche bag who is not original. lol have a good dat

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sugercheeksnic 0

start selling to him dealing is s great way to make money;)

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Amethyst99 2

send him a baggie....full of anthrax....thatll shut him up....or kill him....either way works :-)

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scene_girlie 0

NEXT AMY WHINEHOUSE! lmfao

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shutyourmouth12Z 7

How thoughtful of him to get you flowers..

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jmcr 27

Shows that he still loves you maybe he has changed and is not a druggie anymore?

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purecountry119 2

lol that's actually pretty clever for a druggie

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