Love: Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might...

By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

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You deserved it 3 642

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 130

You deserved it 5 601

By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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You deserved it 2 709

By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 306

You deserved it 3 135

Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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You deserved it 285

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 07:43 - United States

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

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You deserved it 4 479

By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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You deserved it 12 141

By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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You deserved it 661

So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 086

You deserved it 102

By Soapy - 06/04/2017 16:00

Today, I got a gift from my ex-boyfriend who's currently studying abroad. He got me a really creepy snowglobe for my "collection" as a sweet gesture, maybe to win me back. Except I don't collect snowglobes. He'd confused me with the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 435

toddin 7

Monday 15 February 2010 1:21

Tell him to go to rehab. :)

CyrusTheBlue 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:21

Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.

Comments

abudali911 3

Monday 15 February 2010 10:24

Stop bitching you ******* diva ass *****! people like you piss me off YOU GOT A ******* VALENTINES DAY CARD BE HAPPY

CheshireHalli 19

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:09

Does mommy not love you enough? This guy seems creepy. After three years of being an ex, he can't take a hint? Five bucks say if a guy posted this about an ex-girlfriend, people would be saying the girl/stalker is awful. ******* double standards. OP, I'd tell him to leave you alone.

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 11:16

Hey, OP, look on the bright side - of all the cards you could have gotten that talk about not giving you up, you got probably the only one that does NOT involve a Rickroll.

please_shoot_me 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:32

crush? what are you, 5? grow up

YeahFMLxX 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:11

IMA DICK iMA DiCKTEDDDD TO YOU :D

blastvortex 3

Monday 15 February 2010 19:26

It was your choice to date somebody who turned out to be an addict. On the bright side, at least he knowingly appreciates you, unlike the target of your infatuations.

upshawty 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:02

if that's really an FML your life must be pretty good, woe is you to receive flowers on valentines day?

slyace 9

Monday 15 February 2010 23:45

So he's a drug addict. Does that mean his feelings for you is any less real? Just be thankful someone was thoughtful anough to send you something. The least you could do is thank him for wasting some of his drug money on you. If you still don't like him, man up and tell him instead of bitching. YDI