By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
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toddin 7

Tell him to go to rehab. :)

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.

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darkmis1 17

Tell him if he goes to rehab, you'll think about being with him again.

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pillownoodle24 0

go #5! seriuosly why would you put something like this on fml? be thankful someone cares about you

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junying 0

you must admit it's kind of cute. in some sick cheesy way.

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nyc718 0

How is this a fml? If you dated him before and you knew he was a druggy.. So now he wants to get back with you and his habit is a problem? Looks like you won't do any better noone else got you anything so just get back with him and stop acting as if it's the end of your life

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morella_xx 29

The habit is very likely the reason he's an ex. So yes, it's probably an issue for her.

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nyc718 0

67 you sound bitter did you not get anything on valentine's day? Perhaps you too can get a bouquet of roses from a druggy

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Reutan 0

Wait, no one's noticed this yet? He's never gonna give her up. ~awaits the firing squad~

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Reutan 0

Ehhh, I think it's a bit late for that. But I am honored to harbor your response. =P

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ily1210 10

never gunna run around and desert her? LMAO; sorry i had to. OP, wow, atleast someone sent you something?

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ImRawrtastic 0

if only he wasn't a druggie..

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morella_xx 29

Hahaha. There are so many people commenting stuff like "OP's ungrateful" and you people are effing dumb. It's pretty heavily implied that she does NOT want to date him - why should she be grateful that some dude who can't take a hint (after 3 years!) has bought her something? Should she be grateful when he starts turning up everywhere she goes? "Oh, he's just interested in your schedule!" When he's hanging out outside her house? "He just wants to be with you!" Give me a break. Some people don't want a relationship with a drug addict.

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nyc718 0

Actually it would still be funny.. She's not my child so ultimately I really don't care if she starts stalking her.. Happy hunting to him, but all she has to do to distract him and hide is throw a syringe and his drug of choice over his head.

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