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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 16:35 - United States

Today, I received a chain-mail text that vividly described what "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on. I'm so paranoid that I did just that. I also realized that accidentally forwarding such things to your boss can get you fired. FML

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By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

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Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice

Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

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rangerPat 12

Friday 1 March 2013 19:32

Ydi for believing a chain mail actually affects your life.

HowAreYouToday 34

Friday 1 March 2013 19:32

I would see a therapist...

Comments

KayleeT 9

Friday 1 March 2013 20:22

Stupidity is still running high.

kawaiisakura 12

Friday 1 March 2013 20:25

My name is Tanya 0.o I didn't know my name was in a chain message. I've only seen Amy, Jennifer, and Jenny...I wanna see this message!

Enslaved 36

Friday 1 March 2013 21:45

"Love me hate me, say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy"

crackpotL 33

Friday 1 March 2013 20:43

I hope everyone else you sent it to took similar actions as your boss.

melolune 9

Friday 1 March 2013 20:43

A chain mail is so easily composed these days and most don't even make sense if you stopped to think about it logically. You totally deserved that one OP.

grumpybr 13

Friday 1 March 2013 20:53

Oh for crying put loud! You deserve it.

Enslaved 36

Friday 1 March 2013 20:57

I first read prevent as pervert. The eyes see what the eyes see. :P

vewwe 20

Friday 1 March 2013 21:04

Maybe it's time to tell her to stop threaten other men?

Vidrill 22

Friday 1 March 2013 21:07

People like you make the world so much harder to live in...

SaturnV 25

Friday 1 March 2013 21:26

Admitting to getting fired for committing an act of idiocy won't get you much sympathy here (or many other places), I'm afraid.

hazardoussmiles9 22

Friday 1 March 2013 21:33

It's okay, I believed in chain mails too. When I was ten.

FalconSam1414 19

Sunday 3 March 2013 0:08

Me too. Haha I remember reading this comment in a YouTube video that was a chain mail before I made a YouTube account. It told me that now that I had read the comment I had to send it to 10 other videos or a clown statue would kill me with a chainsaw at 2:00 a.m. I didn't have a YouTube account so I couldn't send it out anyway. I totally forgot about it and was staying up playing video games. At 2:00 a.m. I remembered the chain message and was like "Where's that clown?" Haha.