Work: Today, I received a chain-mail text that vividly described what...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 16:35 - United States

Today, I received a chain-mail text that vividly described what "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on. I'm so paranoid that I did just that. I also realized that accidentally forwarding such things to your boss can get you fired. FML

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Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

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Friday 1 March 2013 19:32

Ydi for believing a chain mail actually affects your life.

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Friday 1 March 2013 19:32

I would see a therapist...

Comments

RaspberryCookies 6

Friday 1 March 2013 21:34

That sucks

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 1 March 2013 21:46

How naive are you? How would "Tanya" have known whether or not you forwarded that thing, for one, and two, how dumb are you to forward that to your boss? Totally YDI.