By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 16:35 - United States

Today, I received a chain-mail text that vividly described what "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on. I'm so paranoid that I did just that. I also realized that accidentally forwarding such things to your boss can get you fired. FML
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rangerPat 12

Ydi for believing a chain mail actually affects your life.

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HowAreYouToday 34

I would see a therapist...

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iselinzilla 4

I want to meet Tanya! Oooooh baby! One thing puzzles me. How does Tanya find out where you sleep from a forwarded email? OK two things. How does she know you didn't forward it? It's not like she's Bill Gates and can track your emails and give you checks for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Or is she?

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kinky44 28

Have you never gotten a chain message? You're lucky but ignorant.

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Isoldael 27

I just visualized Bill Gates sitting behind his computer, laughing maniacally as he spawns yet another chain e-mail

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HowieDoIt 21

Your boss is wan-Tanya to know that you need some help if you're that paranoid.

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J08J 20

I'm paranoid, but even I don't forward chain-mails!

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obviousboy 8

Replace paranoid with stupid and it'll be fixed.

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heyitsvanessaa 9

I'm annoyed by the fact that people believe chain-mail texts, let alone still send them.

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ydi_4_suking 20

I will die by Tanya before forwarding any chain mail!

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starw0lf 31

Every chain mail letter I've gotten has stopped with me. Even back when they were paper letters! :)

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greenie213 23

Next time delete the text, but put bear traps around your bed just in case. BUT DON'T FORGET ABOUT THEM!

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brackaman 18

Too bad OP can't afford any bear traps anymore.

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GNR93 14

Don't reproduce, you'll dilute the entire human race's gene pool with your stupidity.

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Octwo 16

Yeah...it's way too late for that. Stupid people already outnumber smart people at least 10 to 1.

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Ziggy122 15

...Oh, for ****'s sake. I thought that shit was over when Myspace died down. I'm sorry, but you're a moron. One, for believing in chain letters past the age of 13, and two, for sending it to your BOSS and spamming what I assume was his/her work email.

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pixiebubz 26

When I was in primary school I used to get actual chain letters in the mail. I couldn't believe it when I started getting them in my emails, five years later..

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PenguinBitch 43

You're a fool OP. Those chains usually come with another one minutes later that describe in vivid detail what Roger will do if you forward the first one. Now you're faced with Roger.

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