Kids: Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

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Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Mothering - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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jonnygw 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:19

dad, there's something i have to tell you...

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:20

I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".

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StereoHeart 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:47

The letter says that the government legally recognized the girl as a male, so why can't he/she be transgendered? Does the government not do that? If not, they should...

LydiaTankian 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:29

0_O Wow.

tatababe 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:46

Loooooooool she's the man get it? No? Ok.

Vanessalyn015 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:05

What the hell?? Haha XD

imr 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:56

well umm..HAHA OMFG...thats wonderful .. reallly it is

Samberriee 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:56

This is the best fml I've seen all day. Seriously, fyl.

AdventureTime69 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:24

Ha

cream420 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:48

so how did THAT birds & bees talk go?

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:18

why didn't your daughter just go to you to talk about it instead of you just receiving a letter from the government. kinda low really Ur her parent she should of told u .

magicman586 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:43

akward.......

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