Health: Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 947

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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You deserved it 7 909

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 15 639

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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You deserved it 181

Cold dish time

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 04:00

Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML

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You deserved it 3 176

Solid case for the defense

By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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You deserved it 142

By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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You deserved it 3 135

Demon drink

By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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You deserved it 113

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 248

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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You deserved it 260

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Top comments

DrIDGAF 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 11:48

Should I call Jerry Springer?

lincolntwo 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 12:06

Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!

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neuf77 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:02

C. U. N. T.

deadrising084 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:34

N.O.O.B

Adman567 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:47

Lol i find it ironic that the MW3 guy is calling him a noob! BF3 FTW!

ImOlivia 5

Saturday 24 September 2011 19:38

48- And I find it funny that your pretending to be a scene king (:

leadman1989 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 21:06

Omg you're such a phony you're probably one of the 1000's of NOOBS who's been playing COD/MWF this entire time and now you wanna jump ship because of BF3... STFU GTFO!!!

iRiS890 5

Saturday 24 September 2011 23:13

I think it's funny that you are bickering about this when you can purchase both games and play whatever the fu*k you want.

Adman567 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 0:49

Ya sure, pretending. Whateva gets u to sleep at night hun! ;)

Adman567 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:47

Lol i didnt mean to start a bitchin' arguement. Just making a point as a JOKE!!!!

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 5:51

C.U.Next.Tuesday.

rognycbro 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:20

mw3 > bf3

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:02

Op was blackmailing her stepdad.

jessesgirl14 16

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:12

Wow! What did you do, OP?? Or is your mom just one of those crazy people who randomly attacks others?!

mileyfan17 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:29

JERRY SPRINGER TIME

tmmundy 17

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:30

I can't help myself from laughing at all the comments that I don't have a comment for OP. If someone is having a bad day, all they would need to do is read a few FML comments (not the sad ones though).

Jaxx66 21

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:55

Ah. I find a lot of them to be mundane and whiney. But this one is a toss up of ydi and fml. Hehe. What did op dooo?

mariah_2014 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:32

If u have a concussion u wouldnt b allowed on the computer for two weeks

Adman567 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:44

Why is there always someone who presses YDI! SERIOUSLY!

cuddlebunny3548 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:52

What did you do??

nivek_yarb 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:56

He just ended a toxic relationship with his mother.

totalkaos 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:59

child abuse?! really?! do ya'll know what this kid did? plus the kid got fixed, probably used his mon's health insurance. drink water and listen to ue parents!

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Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

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Today, my mother-in-law called my boyfriend, who is four years younger than me, to try and persuade him to go to a funeral, because there would be cute girls there his age there. FML

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