By soapysoap - 10/12/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 886
You deserved it 4 939

Same thing different taste

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Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?

I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.

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Yeah, I agree with that, especially because anything but soap would have been more thoughtful. I didn't think you were arguing with me. I totally agree with your thoughts on it shouldn't matter if someone gives an expensive gift, no matter how long they've been dating, because it's their choice to give it. God, I don't even remember why I replied to yours. xD

iloveblackshirt6 0

oh suck it up, its the thought that counts..and you should stop being greedy. im sure he's gonna give you something else...just be patient.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Maybe he's saying you should take a ******* shower.

I'm sure its a joke!! He probably wants you to think he didn't get you anything nice but when christmas comes you're sure to get a suprise!! :))

I don't know the facts here but maybe due to recent economical factors he couldn't afford anything great? or he may suprise you on Xmas day.

Icarus3 0

FYL for the soap, but YDI for buying something expensive after less than a year.

YDI for wasting money on a needless expensive gift.

MetalCraze 11

Well guys aren't that complex if he is buying you soap perhaps you need to spend more time on your personal hygiene