By soapysoap - 10/12/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
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cthulhu1138 1

Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?

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not_my_life 0

I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.

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Cutefaces 0

So what eventually happened? We need the end to the story here!

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lilkim_fml 0

that rash ting just topped it all. fyl.. :(

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amandakpanda 0

Someone reads Twilight fanfiction. I believe this plot has been used before.

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SeaNDouble 1

ydi for smelling so bad why do you think he got you soap? you gotta shower more often or time it differently in the day or night.

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PrimeStarscream 30

Take the hint.

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missbadluk 0

??? Who gets ANYONE soap for Christmas??? Shitty bf.

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galactictoast13 22

why do you people assume she smells bad maybe hes just a cheepskate

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stevenmx86 7

Today i bought my boyfriend a gift with how great of a gift that I was going to receive in mind instead of my boyfriend in mind. He bought me soap. Now I'm disappointed because I am selfish. Fml"

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