By soapysoap - 10/12/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
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cthulhu1138 1

Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?

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not_my_life 0

I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.

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overkill_78 4

If it's the horn for the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard I already hate you both. If not, that really sucks.

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PyroDeath19 0

crack open the soap, probably a ring in it or something not real pressie if none

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sweatteaforme001 0

OK, Wal-Mart brand soap is about the worst gift you could possibly give someone. If your finances are that bad; you can bake someone their favorite brand of cookies, make them a collage, or do any number of inexpensive things to demonstrate that you care about them. Soap, at best, implies thoughtlessness and at worst, gives an hurtful hint that no one needs as a gift. Yes, gifts should come from the heart...and this one clearly didn't!

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Flutist 3

Yeah my thoughts exactly. I think his mother must have bought too much soap and he used it as a last minute hint that 1)girlie stinks, 2)he wanted you to break up with him for the shitty gift 3)he is a jerk.

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dramanerd08 5

What a k-mart date i would dump him now because if thats of his idea of a present. Dump him.

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pampooh 0

Woah! 1. I would take that as an insult. 2. I wouldn't accept that gift. 3. You most of smell really bad.

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your_face 15

"Most of"? That's just too wrong to ignore.

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randelle_alyse 0

should have asked what price range he was spending on you

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kmhello313 0

Maybe he's planning on suprising you with something better :)

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emo_fail_child 0

maybe he wanted clean sex not dirty sex? haha jk

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