By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8

Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!

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nick347b 6

Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.

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wpolo02 7

If there is a next time, when the moment is about to arrive, force her head down and give her some exfoliation cream.

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wpolo02 7

And don't forget to yell taste the rainbow while doing it.

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DanniNell 13

A few years ago, the same thing happened to my boyfriend except she covered his mouth with her hand and made him swallow it. He recently brought it up when I had completely forgot about it.

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SpamPam 18

Ah the tables have turned. I wouldn't be surprised if he originally asked her to swallow it lmao

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don1qot 6

Op, face her shortcomings--you see men doing it the movies. I admire her spunk. Sorry, you didn't see it coming.

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drewcat21 0

Who finishes while getting a hand job?

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Christala 8

What'd she think was going to happen? If you don't want the genie to come out, don't rub the lamp, girls! Not gonna give my man a handie and then act like a bitch when he cums and some gets on me.

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Sharkitaxrscary 12

She seems very kinky. Can't take that for granted now can you?

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allan2747 7

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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biglittlehead 12

What a sticky situation

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Andraniki 3

lol sounds like one of bad luck brian's fmls

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