By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8

Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!

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nick347b 6

Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.

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Mopmob02 18

Looks like someone wasn't expecting the cream that comes out of the twinkie... Yup I'll admit that was a bad one.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Did you splooge to quick?!

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PaperUmbrellas 4

I have a feeling this isn't the whole story. How much did you pressure this sexual act exactly?

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JohnzSexyMamas11 7

That's Gross .

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andro6657 10

Maybe it wasn't supposed to be just a hand job and you came too early, duh.

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bethrocksya 9

Well, if you were eating her out..... this wouldn't of never happened! ;) Next time, take into consideration her needs too!

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guci101 14

Is anybody else wonering why?

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