Miscellaneous: Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was...

By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By tkoester - 29/08/2015 04:29 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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Framed

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 04:00

Today, the police turned up. It turns out the girl I slept with two nights ago was burgled. She told my great aunt, who happens to live next door to her. They then told my grandparents, who then told my mum. I'm now a suspect. FML

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By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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jemmers 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Go grandma! At least she had fun.

kjcamaro3 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Come on granny....roll those hooters back up!

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grrrrmetigers 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:07

daammn! grandma parties hard(:

4gethishit 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:08

sounds like ur grandma knows how to party.....

alival 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:09

The next family gathering might be awkward

whitey53 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:09

Grams knows how to throw it down and party.

picklemonger 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:09

Yes, your life sucks. But I'm guessing it sucked a lot more to whomever your grandma exposed herself to. :-) LOL

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 2:30

You never know, people will pay to see Granny's Gone Wild

ErinBeam 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:10

Sounds like your grandmother had more fun than you did

alival 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:12

Ya which is pretty sad...

old09 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:12

Sounds like a party Whoo whoo

rexdog7 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:13

Gmilf?

monkeywrench1 10

Monday 2 January 2012 8:30

Gilf. That sounds better ;)

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:15

Cool Grandma. She must have been a wild cat in her day! This is just an oppertunity to tease her every now and then. Something for you both to giggle over.