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By zks - 24/03/2011 08:53

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML
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Doortje 29

Stop forwarding it to him, he'll probably change it then.

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AlyshaDeShae 10

Two things: 1. Write "return to sender, addressee unknown" on all his mail and send it back. 2. Go to the Post Office and let them know what's going on. They can put a hold on his mail so that it doesn't come to you anymore. I had to do this for the people my husband and I bought our house from because they never did a change of address after the sale. Also, you don't need to date to go out. Call up a friend and say, "let's hang out" and then follow through. Don't cancel no matter how you feel. Unless, of course, you're enjoying the misery and pity, then you're on your own.

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Kallik 0

did someone say macaroni? us canadians LOVE macaroni... and cheese. and just change your email OP. there. problem solved.

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Kallik 0

oops. I also read it wrong xD. well, plenty of fish in the sea, eh OP?

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sarapsosis 1

Canadians like macaroni ??? thought they're favorite food was beaver testicles, meh you live and ya learn

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nonameheroes 0

put in a change of address at the post office...it aint that hard

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tattooedcowboy 6

its not email its regular mail

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cwren9 2

yeah change it for him all you have to do is get the form, fill it out, and drop it in a mail box... don't turn it in to the counter they won't take it from you since he's not a minor

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AlyshaDeShae 10

That's against federal law. Her only *legal* options are to store his mail until he comes to pick it up (she's not required to forward it), have the post office put a hold on his mail until he changes it, or to write "return to sender, addressee unknown" or some variant. (That's coming straight from the Post Master in my area.)

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AlyshaDeShae 10

Two things: 1. Write "return to sender, addressee unknown" on all his mail and send it back. 2. Go to the Post Office and let them know what's going on. They can put a hold on his mail so that it doesn't come to you anymore. I had to do this for the people my husband and I bought our house from because they never did a change of address after the sale. Also, you don't need to date to go out. Call up a friend and say, "let's hang out" and then follow through. Don't cancel no matter how you feel. Unless, of course, you're enjoying the misery and pity, then you're on your own.

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5up3rTAN 0

write 'return to sender: recipient deceased' problem solved !!

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underpaid011 0

start throwing it out, especially bills! extra points for bills marked "past due" or "final notice".

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RedPillSucks 31

You can fill out the post office form that directs them to return all mail with his name addressed to your home.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

OP, there is nothing wrong with not dating for just under a year. Some people go YEARS without dating anyone.

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Igor_g5 0

Just start returning to sender. Not at this address. When he doesn't get his mail maybe he'll do something about it. And find some guy to go out with. There must be somebody who will go out with you.

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