Miscellaneous: Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been...

By girlthatstoofat - 29/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

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Same thing different taste

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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You deserved it 4 431

By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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You deserved it 6 973

Awkward

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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You deserved it 1 345

Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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You deserved it 39 984

Blast from the past

By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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An attempt was made

By Nofatforme - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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You deserved it 4 882

By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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You deserved it 4 355

Deception

By bobthenun - 20/03/2013 21:16 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:42

That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.

ISellHerbs 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:34

Maybe you should take that as a hint.

Comments

polico_wolf 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:49

you know, people do look alike other people. Ever considered that it WASNT you and it WAS somebody who looked like you that happened to be in the same shop? YDI (because there isnt a rating that says "why do you assume fat people are always you")

FarSide 22

Friday 30 October 2009 4:21

Really. It's always about you, isn't it OP?

rinrinn22 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:55

dude that ******* sucks

Raiderwrstler65 0

Friday 30 October 2009 0:00

i agree with #25..... why dont u try losing weight or going for fatter guys.

laurr_rawrs 0

Friday 30 October 2009 0:07

YOU DESERVE IT FOR SHOPPING@ OLD NAVY. lyk el oh elz

HBubble 3

Friday 30 October 2009 0:26

YDI for being fat

alex_vik 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:06

YDI for taking fat angle pictures to hide your fat.

Ohnothingreally 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:07

So, you took the fat girl angle shot? The one that EVERYONE on myspace has?

noshitsherlock 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:30

YOU DESERVE IT for being a ******* PICTURE LIAR (I made that up, haha). That's what you get for posting either fake, misleading, or oldass pics where you were once thin. It's called being honest - if that's how you look in real life, why hide it online? Can you do that in person? NO, so be real.