Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 17:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML

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By soontobewidow - 28/03/2015 09:20 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

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By ??? - 19/07/2020 05:01

Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML

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By FvckMenSmh - 25/07/2022 14:00

Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML

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By Well then - 10/09/2018 03:30

Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 471

You deserved it 1 992

footballfreak65 6

Sunday 19 May 2013 22:46

i think you should also have her connect with your fist

Wizardo 33

Sunday 19 May 2013 22:48

I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.

Comments

Glitter_taco_ 10

Monday 20 May 2013 0:26

Maybe you should connect his penis to a toaster

EUPHORlA 12

Monday 20 May 2013 0:30

How do people become so selfish? Does your husband even have any shame? Divorce the little shit. I hope you get better OP.

lulzcoaster 3

Monday 20 May 2013 0:53

can u say threesome?

illegalbeagle69 23

Monday 20 May 2013 3:06

Can you say nothing?

n4ture 20

Monday 20 May 2013 0:58

I'm sorry op. I hope you get to sick some ass people

iChompYa 18

Monday 20 May 2013 1:22

Did you disconnect again?

rhixus 4

Monday 20 May 2013 1:51

#16 never said it doesn't hurt. She's being optimistic.

jannatanelle 5

Monday 20 May 2013 3:17

No ones said anything about getting tested?! That'd be the first thing I'd do. When you're in a marriage you would assume your safe from all that and it really sucks but it may be worse than you know go see the Dr.