By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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chanellgymnast 17

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

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Hizodge 4

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

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simoncat 11

"Third girl this week" is that what he said? He doesn't need to PROVE his manhood, he needs to PROTECT his manhood, as you kick him in the jewels for cheating!

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hornyunicorny 2

I'm wondering if she gave in and did it to get him to shut up...

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jessherself13 21

I think it's time to find a new boyfriend. One that's faithful and isn't a whiny bitch. If you need to have someone validate your manhood, that's a pretty good sign you didn't have one to begin with.

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Llamacod 11

*... one thats faithful. Not "that's"

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qr_fml 21

He sounds like a lil bi*ch for cheating and whining

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EvilUndead 9

Look, you'll be probably better off with someone else (unless somebody fired him from work, then murdered his mother, killed his dog, burned down his house and set his car on fire while stealing all his life savings before that). If he's that horny, he can hire a hooker.

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ninaskyez 12

Nine Months? Three girls in the past week? Tell him its cause he's a cheater

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LaLince 40

how often did you have sex with him?

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Llamacod 11

We are not talking sex we are talking blow jobs

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ZombieSazza 34

Wow, I hope he's your now exboyfriend! He's absolutely pathetic and a cheat and a liar!!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

He sound's like an asshole. With the crybaby attitude he has, you should have told him to go **** himself. He's obviously cheating on you trying to get other women in bed with him. Get rid of him while you can.

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