Intimacy: Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then...

By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:48

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

Hizodge 4

Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:49

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

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perdix 29

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:11

Nine months and no blow jobs? Do you even really like the guy?

Sheh_fml 25

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:14

So you can't like someone and still have personal preferences when it comes to intimacy?

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:30

#70, no, I can't. People I like who don't give me blow jobs are just called "friends."

falafalo 25

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:17

She didn't say that she's never given him a ********, just that she turned him down this time.

Llamacod 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:53

And perdix, I have to presume from the reaction of the boyfriend, that op and the boyfriend are under the age of 12 (or I fear that society is going down the shiter) and she shouldn't be giving bj anyway.

King_paradox 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:13

Yolo

DCHCA 1

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:14

What an asshole u should dump the no good for nothing.

MorganBrown 8

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:28

He just basically admitted to you that he is cheating on you... He has no manhood for reasons, and that is one of them. Next, he's not being an adult, because obviously he doesn't know what the word NO means.

TDWPForDayz 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:30

Third girl? And you've been going out for 9 months? Umm dump that cheating bitch.

conholio33 28

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:41

Really?? 3rd girl this week.... Cheating bastard.... And you dont have to do anything you dont want to do, he shouldnt expect you to do anything your not comfortable with

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:47

Dump him, dump him now.

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 9 April 2013 21:05

you then proceeded to dump him, yes?

pandaeatworld 5

Tuesday 9 April 2013 21:07

Okay he was an ass... But. Is it possible there's some really deep insecurities or something he's struggling to accept?

BexBaby86 21

Tuesday 9 April 2013 21:13

Wow.. Crying because he didn't get a BJ. Sounds like a winner.. 9 months should have meant integrity, commitment (at least spoken about by now) and, as well as understanding. He has none and is looking for one thing to prove his "manhood." He obviously lacks that completely. Don't consider this a loss. You deserve more.