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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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By supercharged - 05/04/2015 18:03 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

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By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26

Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

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By carr - 04/03/2011 16:25 - France

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

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Wish you were here

By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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Left out

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 01:15 - Canada

Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML

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By Fuckup - 05/08/2013 18:09 - United States - Naples

Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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takanuva0123 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

You call those people friends?

hannahrawrr 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

Some friends you got there.

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Friaza 29

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:13

YDI for not telling anybody you left for vacation.

kialuvsyoo 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:15

So you never mentioned that you were going on vacation in the first place? YDI.

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:45

LOL, your friends are awful.

agsilver 14

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:55

huh, "friends"

martin26_fml 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:01

depends on the relation ship u guys have, for example if you all have a jobs that takes most of ur time and u can meet eachother only on weekends or just a few times per month, then that could be totally normal. If not.. then yea, get some nicer people to know..

mLsSfTw208 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:13

u my friend now be called a lowener

dreawlkr523 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:47

you should look into work as an assassin or something. perfect cover.

Jakeealdington 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:18

WOOOOOO :D i live in cheshire ;D

gigi03 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:57

And you still call them friends

luvluvEgla 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:17

oh wow some friends they r!

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