By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 20:56 - United States - Arlington

Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML
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cottoncandymango 17

Sometimes you just never know...

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Pwn17 25

Not necessarily. Gay people can be the same as straight people, the only difference being their taste in gender.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Or there is always the possibility that her boyfriend is bisexual.

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ginawater19 13

#35, please read before commenting

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tgstorm 12

Your cousin is a d*ck, and you're boyfriend is.. It happens

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superBeannn 2

OP's cousin is a dick and her now ex-boyfriend is an asshole. That's probably what he means.

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28actress 22

29, I think 21 was being sarcastic, because 12 said you're instead of your

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catharsis5 9

Did he steal it because he wants the guy or because he suspects that your BF is a closet gay? Either way, damn.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Bi people don't have to seem one way or another. That, or your boyfriend was using you as a beard and your gay-dar is ******-up-shit.

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0h_Boy 26

That's what happens when you leave your "magic wand" at home....

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ZeroPath5 16

Maybe he's exploring...? Umm, damn FYL, at least now you know

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SuperDanielNL 23

Well, if he is really gay your relationship with him wouldn't have lasted anyways. Better to find out now than later when you have kids for example. Try explaining that... But that's still a bit shitty for OP.

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