Poopoo peepee, Dentist and Health: Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair,...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 851

You deserved it 13 884

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Nervous Nelly

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 701

You deserved it 139

By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 311

You deserved it 27 718

By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 107 994

You deserved it 6 332

By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 157

You deserved it 1 733

By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 588

You deserved it 8 473

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 485

You deserved it 2 322

Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 529

You deserved it 86

Take the L

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML

I agree, your life sucks 741

You deserved it 219

The tooth is…

By oops - 02/03/2013 18:32 - Netherlands - Nieuwe-niedorp

Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 523

You deserved it 48 220

Snap!

By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 530

You deserved it 183

nikkipettyfer 24

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:05

I am so sorry that's a situation that no one should be in

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:05

I hope he was kidding....

Comments

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:26

Oh this Dentist is rich with Humor

zandalee 19

Wednesday 30 October 2013 5:51

Makes a change actually. Most are way too serious I think. Dentists have the highest suicide rates...

Cas547 8

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:27

I'm sorry, but your dentist is hilarious.

rgri 11

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:27

Well that escalated quickly.

perdix 29

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:27

He was just kidding about peeing and forgetting -- he really was masturbating and deciding not to wash his hands.

cravingrainbows 1

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:35

I hope he was taking the piss.

ladystate 22

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:37

Joking or not. I wouldn't want to hear that from my dentist.

str1kepa1n 16

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:39

I guarantee you he is joking, people probably say they didnt brush their teeth so he might be tryin to make you feel better or make you relax? But that is a bit weird haha.