By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 369
You deserved it 4 159

Same thing different taste

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Doesn't say how old you are, but if you're 14 and he's 18 or so, I wouldn't really blame him

I would crash it...what is he going to do, tell your Mommy and Daddy? Or throw food colored water balloons out your window at his guests. Or call the cops and get them shut down. Although the last two are juvenile, they are also effective...

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WTF! You have weird siblings.. My brother and I would never do that to each other

seximexi911 10

um I'm sure slot of siblings are like them

you deserve it if you got kicked out of the party that was at your own back yard. could of been an ace if u called the cops on that party.

you_freak 7
ulicksam 0

Just because your brother throws a party for him and his friends, what makes you think you're automatically invited? Get your own friends.

This is only a FML if it was your birthday party. Also, what is grammatically correct, 'an FML' or 'a FML'? 'An FML' sounds fancier and more cohesive...

#26 - Neither. FML is an interjection, not a noun. You could turn it into an adjective phrase (e.g. "a FML situation" or "a FML text"), but that's about it. Also keep in mind that 'an' is only used in front of vowels (a, e, i, o, and u) - so saying "an FML" is always wrong.

mintcar 9

^ "an" is put in front of any word that starts with a vowel sound. "It's an honor. " "I'll see you in an hour. " In terms of FML, I think its justified when you pronounce just the letters in the acronym. So, "AN F-M-L" is alright in my book.

joa76 3

Exactly what mintcar said. You say "an" in front of vowel SOUNDS, not just vowels. If you hear someone saying they got "a F" in a class, you know why. It just feels really awkward to say that, anyway. We use "an" for a reason--to make it easier to say.

Was thinking too much about the meaning to consider how it is pronounced. So yes, you are of course right by pointing out that when spoken as an abbreviation it should be an "an". Regardless, from a grammatical point of view it's still an interjection and not a noun. So saying "an FML" on its own remains as slang. ;)

I love how #26 just got a random conversation going so easily haha

#31 is wrong on pretty much all counts. When it comes to FML (the website), "FML" has indeed become a noun. Hence why people say things like "this is not an FML" or "that's a really sucky FML" etc. "FML" is a name for the type of story, therefore it is a noun. It originally started as an interjection, but has become both an adjective and noun in terms of its use on this website. Another good example of this is Google. Google started as a noun but has also become a verb in modern useage (eg. "What's the capital of Kazakhstan?" "Just go and google it.") Slang, perhaps, but it's still a verb - and so FML is still a noun in the context of its use here. Secondly, it's "an", not "a". You say the letters "FML", as in, "ef-em-el". You don't say the sounds. Therefore, you are starting with a vowel sound "e", so it's "an". Mintcar is right - like the examples of "hour" and "honour".

Thanks guys, I had a feeling it was 'an' but I didn't want to be wrong and be hunted down by crazed Gammar Nazis with their pencil of death.

maybe he wants to protect you from being at a huge party where he knows you might get drunk and have to be babysat- or taken advantage of.

You can't get "kicked" out of your own backyard so YDI for listenting to your brother.

Michigan_Girl 0

Screw your brother! I would go to the party, it's your house too! Or tell him if he wants you to stay inside, he has to make it worth your while, tell him to give you $100!

RedPillSucks 31
sourgirl101 28

I have thrown plenty of parties, believe me, a cop knocking at my door never ended any of them. They can't shut you down. It's not a crime to have people over your house. OP there must be a reason you're not invited so I'm going to lean towards YDI.

Yes, but they can shut it down if there is a) drinking b) drugs c) fights And most good parties have 1 or more of those.

Hey, it's inter-species erotica, fucko!

that's why you call the parents...bet mommy and daddy can shut it down. then the brother will be embarrassed in front of all his friends and also grounded.

RedPillSucks 31

OP is probably underage and the brother was being protective.