Love: Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane....

By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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ninjaxprincess89 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:23

the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.

JDtMG 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:13

punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.

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HorrorByrd 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:29

lol most punks don't like The Who anyway.

Erock199 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:09

Don't care about The Who being punk - they are awesome.

tchntrm 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:46

Grow up. (Not saying that because you listen to Miley Cyrus -- but because you should have just talked to the guy rather than tried to impress him through music you probably don't even listen to).

tfkelley20 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:57

**** Disney

Vampire_princess 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 8:17

I doubt he would like you anyway.

RyanKaufman 7

Monday 8 June 2009 22:18

I'm debating over this one. It's like a triple situation. 1: You deserve for yet another bs scenario of "I'm too dull to understand people actually like others for personality and if they don't I probably shouldn't want them to like me" 2: **** your life since you listen to Miley Cyrus. 3: You deserve it for actually thinking he would like The Who.

amazingkate 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 3:57

yeah, let's face it: you didn't have any music on your ipod that would have "impressed" him. who's impressed with what's on an ipod anyway? christ. if you're not hot, you're not hot.