Love: Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane....

By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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By Book by its cover - 08/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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Rough

By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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ninjaxprincess89 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:23

the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.

JDtMG 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:13

punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.

Comments

candle_lit_chaos 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:22

The Who sucks anyway.I think I'd preffer her.I don't feel sick when I hear her on the TV when my sister is watching Hannah Montana.My sister is 32 and she's not mental lol.

louisianagrrrrl 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:53

So? if you like Hannah Montana you shouldn't be ashamed of it, plus it was just some random guy on a plane. It probably wouldn't go anywhere, unless you were hoping to join the mile high club with him, in which case if he thought you were hot and wanted to go for it he probably wouldn't have cared about what music the random chick he's doing on a plane listens to.

eyewuvvyaababe 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:23

Why The **** Would you have that dumb bitch on your ipod anyway? POSER!

IAmBridgette 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:54

AHAHAHAHA! I'm laughing because you listen to Miley Cyrus.

rogerbaker 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 10:19

Obviously a lot of people here have never seen The Who's set at Monterey or heard any live stuff from about 67'-68'. No doubt proto-punk.

Scoochie 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:04

Miley Cyrus always ruines everything ...

stripedoctor 3

Sunday 19 April 2009 22:41

The Who is not Punk Rock. Miley Cyrus is not a human being

Envy_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:17

#69. ... The Sex Pistols? Really? They're the boy band of punk. =/

Envy_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:24

#79 - also? http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v189/34/92/516091537/n516091537_531603_2875.jpg (Just jokes, seriously. Some friends of mine were ******* around in HMV one day.)