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By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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hahaitsmattheau 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:40

No one is ugly.

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TheJessica10022 6

Monday 25 July 2011 8:41

Dont worry OP!! People are beautiful in their own wayy!! :) And Congratulations!!

seb_fml 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:52

you are hot ^^

limeyemilyy 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:42

Maybe they were commenting on another couple?

Salinad2468 4

Monday 25 July 2011 8:43

At least you're not fugly!!

doom2 8

Monday 25 July 2011 8:43

It's just a Facebook status.Iif your happy then who cares what others think! Congrats on getting married though! :)

captinsmith0225 6

Monday 25 July 2011 18:01

Your right don't care about what other people think

ILoveDaWorld 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:45

awww that sucks... tell me how ur wedding turned out! good, perfect, or maybe not so great.

CultureChic 14

Monday 25 July 2011 8:45

Your "friend" is probably jealous because he/she is single and can't get any :) Don't let it ruin your day!

8sq 13

Monday 25 July 2011 8:46

don't worry, those people are just insecure jackasses. and congrats on the marriage!

NotSuchAFunTime 9

Monday 25 July 2011 8:46

Welp..that's about as awkward as a nudist at a **** star convention..but hey! You're getting married and it's just facebook, congrats :)

portcaveman 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:23

you are amazing

AirForce48 2

Monday 25 July 2011 8:47

**** 'em, take them off the guest list and I bet they didn't have a plus 1!

Livinia 11

Monday 25 July 2011 8:48

Don't let shallow assholes ruin your special day. They're probably just jealous they're not married, or that they're having relationship problems. I'd uninvite them.

foxracer3 1

Monday 25 July 2011 16:40

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