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By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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You deserved it 3 942

By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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hahaitsmattheau 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:40

No one is ugly.

Comments

nakegu 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:36

it's your wedding day and you're on Facebook?

iamdutch 5

Monday 25 July 2011 11:25

Smartphones!

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:39

theyre just jealous that theyre sitting home alone again with their 50 cats watching Millionaire Matchmaker while OP gets married. OP doesnt deserve it.

CourtneyBrooks 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:34

I love millionaire matchmaker!

jacksonclarke 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:44

what's your partner doing on Facebook on their wedding day?

miragliac 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:59

ouch !

earballs 0

Monday 25 July 2011 10:03

ur ugly, deal with it.

itzNaynay 0

Monday 25 July 2011 10:05

there just Jealous that you're getting married while their stuck at home alone with a million cats, while sitting on the couch eating ice-cream and trolling on the Internet .

Inspired22 11

Monday 25 July 2011 10:27

Well, even if it was you they were talking about (and there is no way to be sure,) who cares what they think? You are getting married! Hopefully to someone you love dearly. The only person that needs to think we are attractive is our significant other. Everyone else doesn't matter!