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By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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hahaitsmattheau 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:40

No one is ugly.

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chick011 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:22

Everyone is beautiful in their own way. No one i perfect. Everyone has things that they don't like about themselves, you just have to look past it.

LizzJizz 16

Monday 25 July 2011 12:43

Oh screw what they say you're getting married not them, let them wallow in their own pity of no marriage & jealousy

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:48

You probably just made them mad about something...

vickill 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:57

hahaha nice I'd his wife see's that no sex for him!!!

bananaburger 0

Monday 25 July 2011 13:03

hey does it matter what they say ? ur getting married!

matt98_fml 13

Monday 25 July 2011 13:18

well tell that person that they should take their ugly attitude somewhere else cause they are uninvited. no??

angela44 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:30

why are you on Facebook on your wedding day?

sataris20 5

Monday 25 July 2011 14:33

so were about 3000 other couples, chances are it's not you. not worth worry.

Mistery510 6

Monday 25 July 2011 15:22

hahah ugly *****!!! as least your getting married!!!

cinderella10383 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:01

grrr wrong thumb I'm sorry Hun it won't let Me change it!!

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Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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