Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a letter from Geneseo that invited me to apply to...

By daremetobecooler - 08/04/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I saw a letter from Geneseo that invited me to apply to the honors college. Excited, I wrote the required two page essay on how I am organized. I then saw the strict deadline was March 15th. My little brother thought it would be funny to hide my mail. For the past seven weeks. FML

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By Whoneedsgradschool - 20/04/2017 20:00

Today, my parents gave me a letter they'd forgotten about since late last year. In it was a $30,000 scholarship to a local master's program with an application due date of two weeks ago. FML

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By guamfml - 03/06/2009 00:10 - Guam

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

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By RektForLyfe - 25/07/2016 03:32 - United States - Wickliffe

Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML

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By 1415926 - 22/01/2015 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all three campuses of the state college. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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By dcsunshine - 10/11/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was excited to hear that I received three of my grad school recommendations in the mail from a very busy professor. They need to be submitted sealed, and of course, my nosy mom decided to open them. FML

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By livingamongtheflowers - 15/05/2014 05:40 - United States

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

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By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

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By madiison09 - 01/04/2013 17:46 - United States

Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML

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jm88 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:05

Hide your brother in the attic from your parents for 7 weeks =)

bunny911 16

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:22

I definitely think you missed the entire point of this FML...

Comments

xdevotchkax 0

Monday 23 November 2009 1:47

shitttt. FYL. i know how hard it is to get into Geneseo. :l you could always go to another school and transfer there. but by now i'm sure you came up with a solution. lol

jordan75_fml 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 4:35

kick his little ass! show him not to mess with you

horsesxcrazy15 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 22:21

omg I love geneseo I go up there every summer and my birthday is march 15 wow lol wat a coincidence

GeneseoFML 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 20:16

AWE WELL, CALL THEM THEY WILL UNDERSTAND

CaptainAwesome2 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 19:59

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CaptainAwesome2 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 20:24

Who said he was a little kid? He could just be a year younger and a total ass...

AlphaWolf24 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:32

#16 cleary she is using one word at a time to show mock anger,fool

solidsnake1426 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:27

dude this is about this guy/girl not you so don't go all "poor me" on this guy FML

CateB 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:32

Teenagers don't get mail often, since they use the internet and text messaging. So 7 weeks with no mail is not unusual. I haven't gotten mail in a few months, which is perfectly normal.

ajs1987 15

Monday 10 November 2014 23:54

Ways to get back at him: 1) poke holes in all of his condoms, watch the mayhem ensue 2) wire a powerful electromagnet to something he keeps near his computer (a lamp for instance), he turns it on, the contents of his hard drive are forever gone 3) write a craigslist ad for men seeking men and post that you're looking for someone to have a quickie with during your lunch break at work around 11am. Use his name, and workplace 4) the next time you hear him talking about a dinner reservation for a date, call and cancel it. This one's easy, safe and effective