Kids: Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks...

By brokeandhungry - 04/07/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML

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By RunningMurphy - 15/05/2009 07:20 - United States

Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god - 05/04/2013 18:51 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Thursday 4 July 2013 16:05

Someone needs to be potty trained :P

izzie321 27

Thursday 4 July 2013 16:10

YOU! Don't you sh*t in my tent...

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bosox29 14

Thursday 4 July 2013 19:49

Seems to me that this little girl has better manners than most adults I know a) she didn't interrupt mommy and daddy's conversation and b) she actually made an attempt to cover it up. Get an adult drunk and see what happens...

vballgirly28 16

Thursday 4 July 2013 21:23

That's gross. I guess she need to be potty trained........

buckdharma 37

Thursday 4 July 2013 22:32

Just lite a match to mask the odor.

sweet23_fml 11

Friday 5 July 2013 5:38

And watch the Sparks fly.

JonLee 8

Thursday 4 July 2013 22:38

What is wrong with people.... Parents should have taken her to a bathroom or at least tell her to drop the land mines outside!

avapaige1234 19

Thursday 4 July 2013 23:03

Sounds like what my dog would do.

NodakN8V 25

Friday 5 July 2013 0:34

At least it was a dig squat and burry instead of sharing with the group.

ViviMage 39

Friday 5 July 2013 2:58

That was a treasure chest you shouldn't have opened, Link!

aeonsoul 12

Friday 5 July 2013 4:23

That is absolutely disgusting

CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Friday 5 July 2013 5:56

At least she buried it lol.instead she could have shit on the floor and started wiping shit on the walls.

fluffycatsdad 33

Friday 5 July 2013 7:05

Oh, for the love of all that is holy, what is wrong with this girl's parents? You KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR KIDS AT ALL TIMES, and if they have to go to the bathroom, TAKE THEM TO THE BATHROOM!