Transportation: Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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Thursday 6 October 2011 22:46

Say you are laughing because you just remembered a funny joke. If you're lucky you will live.

flamerocker 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:48

It was you?

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Bofferding_fml 6

Friday 7 October 2011 19:53

Well some boys play gameboy and others play gayboy! I loved my gameboy color!!

muhilrashid 4

Friday 7 October 2011 20:50

Hey its Fred !!!

justbigbs 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 2:54

Respect others as you would like to be respected. "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful", where did I see that somewhere.

dstamm2 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:36

Fag

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Sunday 9 October 2011 3:04

wow just wow

chucksta99 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:35

My best friend drives a beetle and it's dope as ****! Don't dis the beetles :P

chels1994 11

Sunday 9 October 2011 19:49

probably my uncle.

razelnuts 1

Monday 10 October 2011 4:52

you could of danced with him

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Monday 10 October 2011 7:18

See a girl singing the lazy song by bruno mars on the bus

chong420 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 21:41

That's ******* funny

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