By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 015
You deserved it 22 908
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

woainishamu 21

The irony in this FML and the description makes me want to clip my own toenails before this happens to me.

68 1
lalatookasheema 8

I don't think "Floridians" are the only ones who wear flip flops.

71 8

Comments

awebb21 7

The stories that come up these days on the news.

12 3
TheLoneWandererX 2

If you lived in the Wasteland toenails would be the least of your worries.....

10 5
sruhhvalo 5

They should come with a warning! :o haha

9 0
perdix 29

I know a lot of workplaces ban open-toed shoes under the flimsy pretext of safety. The real reason is that many people have ugly-ass feet with hairy toes and fungus-infested nails that no one wants to see or smell.

25 3
TheDrifter 23

And the people with the nastiest feet are the ones that feel the need to show them off.

8 1
vulpixvixen24 7

I don't wear flip flops because I can't be bothered to change my shoes when I get ready to drive. I can't drive in flip flops. Or sandals. But I'm pretty ******* good at it in heels. My feet aren't bad looking, and when my parents take me somewhere, I tend to go with the weather. The plastic on the flip flop can easily burn your foot.

1 1
DarkDaedalus009 8

Thats impossible!!

2 12
courtz94 24

I've done this before! I feel your pain OP.

6 1
turtlegrl66 11

Sometimes my toenails come off when I'm wearing thongs, too.

11 7
legitkitty 11

I said " what the ****?!" when I saw that comment. Then I realized in some places, flip flops are called "things" just like in the old days :D well old to me anyways

8 0
perdix 29

Ha, when I'm wearing thongs, sometimes my balls pop out.

15 3
legitkitty 11

Oh shit * thongs! Damn you auto-correct!

5 0
Tidus0 17

Haha yup in Australia thongs are what mericans and britts call flip flops.

4 0
skullofdarkness 18

If flip flops are thongs, then what are thongs? O.o

3 1
jetsown08 21

So then what do you Australians call what we call thongs?

0 1
owlfeatures 8

G-strings? On "never mind the buzzcocks" they had this conversation :) not sure if it was right tho

4 0
downtime 12

We Australians call thongs thongs. Silly American... Yes G-Strings is correct.

0 0