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By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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By Lord Kane of Flatulon - 06/10/2015 11:13 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, I found out my dad has been using the flip-flops I wear in the shower. The reason I wear them is to prevent myself from getting his nasty foot fungus. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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woainishamu 21

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:43

The irony in this FML and the description makes me want to clip my own toenails before this happens to me.

lalatookasheema 8

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:50

I don't think "Floridians" are the only ones who wear flip flops.

Comments

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 24 July 2012 10:33

*Dun-Dun-Dunnnnn!* (dramatic music) Irony, you scary! D:

Hasmo 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 10:36

Sid you know that in Australia we call them thongs? Karmas a bitch

tisvana20 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 10:47

Well I hate to break it to you, but you toetally deserved it for flipping the media the bird and deciding that you would nail those shoes. Too bad your walking was too floppy and it ended up ripping you a new one. Never mind, those things are hard.

Foxington_ 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 11:18

Yo bidness

Dunvanation 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 11:34

Did you know pizza was invented in Greece?

redmonkey224539 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 13:51

Flip flop is the dumbest thing to call them, their called thongs

The_F3rris 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 13:51

Don't melt away whats left of your brain cells in a tanning bed.

s0ulslack 20

Tuesday 24 July 2012 14:19

You can subconsciously make shit happen, you WANTED your toe nail gone

vulpixvixen24 7

Tuesday 24 July 2012 14:22

Nice going, genius. I knew about the dangers of flip-flops when my best friend nearly lost his toe after he stepped on a rusty nail sticking out of the ground in one.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 25 July 2012 5:11

Theoretically, that sort of thing can happen to anyone, including people with regular shoes. There are plenty of dependent factors, such as how you step on the nail, and at what angle. Throughout my life, I've seen people have nails poked into the bottom of their feet, and you would think that their high-tech, expensive shoes would protect them. Nothing in life is guaranteed.