By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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sharkgirl4 23

I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

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Alikia96 20

Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.

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ouijacorn 9

Egad! I hope they weren't yours, at least!

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sega0907 7

Why don't people just do that kinda stuff in the bathroom? Ain't no one gonna come in there, especially not without knocking!

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Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Maybe because people shouldn't just walk right into your room, there's something called knocking and privacy

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little_one 20

And lock the door, if you have one install one or put a massive boombox in front of the door so it slows them down and you won't be caught doing that.

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Drosophila82 18

You just can't undo that damage... I suggest therapy starting next Tuesday.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Never try to figure out whose panties they were. You really don't want to know.

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rockydify 22

You're not mentally scarred. It's just a penis. It's just masturbation.

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caseylou 12

And it's just her underwear. that's the scarring part.

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saffy66 34

Hope you don't borrow your sister's panties though...

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flare0 5

It depends on how it happened. Did you walk in on him in his own room? Then its your fault for not knocking. If it was any other place... yeah that sucks.

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sousaphonist 14

Could be worse... they could've been YOUR panties

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