By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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sharkgirl4 23

I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

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Alikia96 20

Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.

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shawnsmuffins 15

Wow, that's... I'm so sorry OP what has been seen can never be unseen

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daken96 21

Time for a brain bleaching! Machine wash hot, but not heavy. Trying to get rid of that image.

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AddictGamer 16

And get a Jedi to do a Jedi mind trick and say 'these are not the penises you are looking for'.

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italyball 12

Look on the bright side- you'll probably feel much better after just 3 rounds of therapy.

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LevyLove 17

That is so traumatic!! I would probably avoid my brother for the next year or so. One time when I was young I walked into my parents room and my dad was naked and changing and that was the first penis I ever saw....so I can relate on the utter despair you're probably feeling. I remember sitting in my room just shocked, embarassed and disgusted for hours. And I learned to also always knock after that too.

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doodlecloud 26

If it wasn't erect and he was just changing normally, that's hardly that life shattering. Families often take baths, go to the bathroom, get changed, etc. together when children are young. I suppose it gets more embarrassing as you get older but it's still just a normal human body part. If you actually sat in your room feeling disgusted for hours then you must have been pretty damn sheltered and I'd say your attitude is more the problem than what actually happened.

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dDailydDosage 8

Don't know why this comment got down voted. If she was traumatized from seeing her dad's penis, that's pretty understandable. Why would that make you think she was sheltered? I'd say that's a normal upbringing.

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sammiixoxo 12

I'm sorry OP, I guess you have to use brain bleach asap.

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worldclassrager 39

If the door is closed knock or just wait...but there is not enough information on this to reveal it is true but that's my suggestion

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potionowl 25

The find a wizard to perform the obliviate charm on your memory.

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