By bad luck Bianca - 17/01/2015 22:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML
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vikky538 28

and here I am wondering why this FML got more ydi...

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mct_1087 27

You have to wonder how a dead lizard got inside your car.

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Econforthwin 15

I wonder how long the lizard was alive in your car? This fml could be, I was driving and I got attacked by a lizard.

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hbs11476 9

At least it was dead.

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JazNim17 18

I wanna know what kind of air freshener you use, that you never smelled dead lizard in your car. One got in my room and died once. It took me forever to find it and stunk up the whole room.

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badgercheese94 16

They don't always smell. I remember a place my dad used to live, the area where the door hinges meet the wall were plastered in dead lizards and there was no smell whatsoever. It must have been something specific that made yours smell. Or it was REALLY big!

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LyricaSilvan 29

Why are so many people saying OP deserved it? Like you wouldn't pick something up that you thought was just a stick. If it looked like a stick to them, of course they would think it was a stick and try to throw it outside. Come on, people.

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kirbs19 37

Ewww! At least your car doesn't smell right?!?!

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xluciferx666 21

Awwww man should have brought it home and cooked it dem lizards is good eatin

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sexpectations 15

He just wanted to make sure you were properly insured :(

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