By Anonymous - 17/09/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML
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Mandakins 0

You can! it takes hard work, but you can do it. eat healthier and move around more, I believe in you ;)

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LordIdaho 0

Hate to break it to ya sweetheart but no one force fed you all those oreos

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eliz3 0

Greed, gluttony and sloth. All your fault my friend.

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metonymy 0

You wished you could look less fat than you do now...so you decided to go and whine about it on the Internet. Good plan; I'm sure that burns many, many calories. You'll be looking like that "before" picture in no time!

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wazdog 4

I'm so glad FML is NOT filled with "it's not his fault he's fat" people. YDI totally. Even people with hypothyroidism can still maintain a healthy weight if they try hard enough.

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jdog69 0

I have a simple solution for you. PUT DOWN THE FORK! YDI

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jobiff 0

you deserve it for letting yourself go that far.

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_rawrasaur_ 0

I once saw an ad like that, only the 'before' picture was considerably more attractive than the 'after' :)

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TysonFawlay 0

Lol you're pathetic, stop wishing and go do something. It's not like anyone is stopping you, fatso.

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Tubasaurus 0

Well then get your roly-poly lard ass off the chair. "Today, I'm fat BAAAAAAWWWWWWW. FML"

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DrMorbid 0

"Sir, you can't park your van here... Oh, it's not a van, it's just a fat kid. HEY, STEVE, IT'S NOT A VAN, IT'S JUST A FAT KID!!!" Family Guy

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