By Brian - 26/10/2009 04:25 - United States

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Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML
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DynamicDave 11

Lmao WTF is an "extremely forceful erection"? Did you **** IN YOUR PANTS? lol

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Assassin342 0

I think you should definitely go on a diet if you get hard about a burger

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zombiebombatron 6

No need for ****, my friend!

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BFons 19

What happened when you first saw the baconator?

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TheCerealKiller 24

Don't worry, meat gives me erections too.

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