Miscellaneous: Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie...

By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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By misspriss - 17/02/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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Monday 18 January 2010 23:22

N00B.

ffmmllyaya 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:23

sounds fake lol the 3D wasn't that realistic

Comments

wiird0 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:40

avatar was a good movie, but I think the 3d was kinda unnecessary. the movie would h e been great in 2d

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:01

#170, A lot of people didn't like it in 2D, went and saw it in 3D, and loved it. 3D is a lot better.

marcustan 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:29

Serves you right for wasting your time and watching that piece of shit movie. Nobody wants to see smurf boobs in 3D

chaotician 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:28

This makes zero sense. What a tool, I mean. Who watches a movie and thinks the stuff is real? The 3D in this movie had depth at the beginning, but the rest was just gimmicky and standard. There WAS no depth, eventually. How could you be such a tool and think ash was landing on your leg? It doesn't even work like that! Gad! I hate people!

manstie 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:48

Yeah, and you had a drink because? Your FAT! Only FAT people buy things from cinema stores. FATTY. And quite a retard too.

BrEnNo1023 5

Monday 25 January 2010 13:41

the only part where i actually got 'fooled' by the "3D-ness" was where the gas grenade came flying toward the screen. it was pretty intense. in fact, 90% of that movie was pretty intense. What an EPIC work of art, worth every cent. So immersive, it just makes you look at the real world and think 'what a shithole'. And leave 3D alone guys, 3D is okay, but it's 50 times better than regular 2D.

Personsen 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:08

I call BS...

ArcherGirl82 0

Friday 5 February 2010 13:08

I believe you, OP...Avatar was my 1st 3D movie, and at one point someone got up to use the bathroom and brushed my knee. I may or may not have had a mini spaz-out. My friend and the people in front of me thought it was pretty amusing.