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By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States
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Best pun I've seen on FML in ages.
But you can't expect the poor guy to fetch the tissues, can you? I mean come on! They're like what, 3 feet away? Reaching forward like that could strain his back OR his neck, and the couch is right there for the wiping! What kind of insensitive girlfriend are you anyway? Do you WANT him to strain his neck? Some people just have no respect.
He was trying to be green and save a tree. In this case however he probably just added green to your couch. Buy him a handkerchief for next time.
That's grounds for dumping and kicking him out. Eeeew!
My mind automatically read "Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his brains out" before I got to "nose". I blame video games.
that definitely would be fml worthy, fortunately we don't have to read morbid shit like that on here. i come here for the giggles, not to feel sad.
Troll boyfriend
That would make for a very awkward conversation.
Is it really? I just checked and I'm definitely male. Yet, I find this disgusting.
nope, I am pretty sure it is a laziness thing.
No it's snot. Hey, where did that extra s come from? :)
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But... Tissues are for something else..
Correct. Because people can't possibly be expected to communicate with each other over something like this. Dumping him is the ONLY option.