Love: Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his...

By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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bengermin 5

Friday 30 March 2012 16:12

But... Tissues are for something else..

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 March 2012 17:10

Correct. Because people can't possibly be expected to communicate with each other over something like this. Dumping him is the ONLY option.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Friday 30 March 2012 18:06

What the hell? That's disgusting! Make him clean it and suspend him from your house. I wonder what he does in his own home...

coffee_man900 16

Saturday 31 March 2012 6:13

Not sure but I think they might be living together. She stated, "our couch" but you never know. :)

Birdie_Sage 0

Friday 30 March 2012 18:08

Hopefully... Or this guy isn't going to get married soon.

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 30 March 2012 18:18

He'd have to leave. I don't care if that was his permanent address, he'd be kicked out! We could still date (sparingly) but I could never live with him again.

jkemp1984 10

Friday 30 March 2012 18:27

Even if there weren't tissues in front of him one would expect him to get up to go blow his nose. The fact that he used the sofa is all the more revolting. You should have smacked him in the mouth (:

wlddog 14

Friday 30 March 2012 18:33

Someone needs a frying pan up side the head.

smokeraisins 7

Friday 30 March 2012 19:01

FML, my dad has done this, I feel your pain. In fact, I tried posting an FML almost exactly the same as this one a few months ago, but it got rejected.

smokeraisins 7

Friday 30 March 2012 19:03

FYL***

heavyworshiper 3

Friday 30 March 2012 19:33

That's disgusting. Grow up.

geod69 8

Friday 30 March 2012 19:43

Momma neva taught me to use tissue

pagullarka 9

Friday 30 March 2012 19:56

If he doesn't respect your property, it's a sign he will not respect you either.

SevenSigns 4

Friday 30 March 2012 20:41

Agreed. So say something about it. If he wont respect your request then its time to accept it as it is or move on from him.

pagullarka 9

Friday 30 March 2012 22:21

The way I look at it the person you need to keep is the one where you don't have to make the request but they know or do it before you even ask, but then again very few of us get that lucky.