Love: Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his...

By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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bengermin 5

Friday 30 March 2012 16:12

But... Tissues are for something else..

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 March 2012 17:10

Correct. Because people can't possibly be expected to communicate with each other over something like this. Dumping him is the ONLY option.

Comments

FakeDoor 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:46

Sorry OP, your boyfriend clearly thinks the tissues are for some other purpose.

jengers115 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:03

ha...wow

alexbacher_fml 2

Saturday 31 March 2012 4:31

why would u be with someone who thinks so little of basic human hygiene ?:S

DARKKILLER60 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 4:42

that is some sick shit, well it could have been worse...

Lovebites2011 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:47

My boyfriend likes to blow his snot in a tissue then chase me around the house with it so he can get a laugh cause he knows it grosses me out.

snoebay88 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:18

You all missed the one important thing,She's going out with a Central Valley redneck ! You Californians know what I'm talking about .

RiverismyWild 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:30

My boyfriend is 22 and does the exact same thing -_-

goddamniluvme 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:36

This is the guy u picked and to willing risk being impregnated and spawning the offspring of a germ spreading 6 yr old in a full grown mans body?! That's jus NASTY! Talk about a turn off. That would seriously make me break up with a girl or at least strongly consider it.