By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 148
You deserved it 589

Same thing different taste

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Note to self: don't go on formal before breakfast

It coulda been worse. He could have tried to share it with you, “Lady and the Tramp”-style. Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!

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TeachAllTheMath 19

I’d let him know how that makes you feel, if he can’t understand and change you might want to consider leaving. That’s super gross.

Leviathene 34

I'm sorry OP, but I am now imagining how often he has done this before kissing you and you weren't aware. You are stronger than me if you can get past this. I feel like this would be a deal-breaker for me, I'm just glad its not me in this situation.

Him and his nostril were just enacting the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp.

If he continues to think it is funny, after you were clearly upset, that is far worse than boogers. Maybe he's helping you find a better boyfriend. A potted plant would qualify, because it won't disrespect you.

Nikki_Lattimore 8

you kbow that this is probably not the first time he's done that right? Chances are he's done it dozens of times over the years.

Eww! I would leave him right there and then. You're not three years old. Don't do that!

I threw up in my mouth a little... I think that was enough internet for today.