Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm...

By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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epoh_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:59

Not only did you make yourself look foolish, but your mom helped too. Congrats on "looking cool" though.

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:57

yeahhhh that sucks lol but ydi

Comments

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 8:10

Not if she remembered them.

nuttinick 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:31

Fake. Unless you have a very old phone, the call wouldn't be that loud, and it doesn't put it on speaker when you answer it. You have to do it manually.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:53

I agree that it doesn't go on speaker automatically, but where are you getting that it couldn't be that loud? I can often hear the other side of a phone call when someone is standing right next to me.

TheZarola 10

Monday 25 October 2010 2:30

I do things like that. But it's nothing stupid like pretending to talk on the phone. Seriously, twiddle your thumbs or something, pretend to be looking for something in your bag, etc.

jckbco 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 18:02

WTF? how us it cool to be talking in the phone?

Gabbymcbride 2

Monday 21 February 2011 3:09

Eh hem. That's just stupid to post. Keep stupid crap like this for your grandchildren. HINT: The words "trying to be cool" right away make most people think "BOOM! YDI."

kay729 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:20

that's what you get for trying to be cool you should have just acted like a normal person and said hi or something

evi661 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:03

ouch! two birds one stone

sorrowevicteon 9

Sunday 22 January 2012 1:06

Trying to be cool? Ooooh, on the phone... Sooo interesting...

angelwolfe 15

Monday 27 August 2012 19:09

That should teach you to just be yourself.

Shazam25 7

Friday 12 July 2013 5:10

Big YDI! People need to stop doing stupid, mundane shit that everyone else already does to "try and look cool". It doesn't make you look cool, just makes you look like everyone else.