Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm...

By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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epoh_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:59

Not only did you make yourself look foolish, but your mom helped too. Congrats on "looking cool" though.

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:57

yeahhhh that sucks lol but ydi

Comments

sadyrman 0

Monday 22 February 2010 21:21

point #1: If you have to TRY to be cool, then you're probably not. Being the person you are makes you that much cooler. point #2: If you were crushing on the guy, why wouldn't you just talk to him? Its not hard, you start with: "Hi..." You will NEVER, and the words dont express the unlikely possibility of EVER, make anything happen with that crush if you persistently ignore that person. Hot guys, they dont care, never have and never will if you ignore them, the WILL find someone else. Its up to you to go get him, especially if he hasnt expressed any interest whatsoever. Sorry, im sure you're cute but you wont get him with little games like this. Harsh, but true.

YOULIVETODIE 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:36

Good insight man. Many girls try that with me and I show absolutely no interest. Being a sophomore in highschool I view dating at the moment is a waste of time, especially with sports and school consuming alot of my time.

spicy7777 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:30

hahahahhahahaha ur mom is awesome hahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaa

blingblingbling 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:18

YDI for being a try hard

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:29

I can't...click...YDI...enough times!!!

YOULIVETODIE 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:32

If your crush has the slightest bit of sense in that brain of his, he will never bother you again. I bet you won't be "playing hard to get" again. Seriously, chicks like you are a waste of time. Some chick tried to act all nervous and shy(playing hard to get) so that I'd start chasing her. A few weeks past she shows no signs. If there's no consistency in a girls actions, get out of there.

789408a 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:49

well, first off, what hot girl actually rides the bus, and second off, what hot girl has to pretend to have friends, and third off, what hot girls mom calls her to tell her to get tampons, so if the guy actually looked okay, you probably never had a chance, im just saying

ash92_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:01

You sir, are a massive ****. I hope you die. Good day.

sadyrman 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:05

Yea, think i have to agree... that is the right word for it. Hot girls do ride the bus occasionally due to no money (yea it happens) or other transportation. This is probably a case of highschoolery which means more than likely a school bus wait beforehand. (How else do you randomly run into a "crush" on the street). Theoretically it could be the metro, but likelyhood points to high school. And yes i hope the randomly assigned numbers make him feel cool, cause that's as cool as he'll ever get. And for the record, he is not, and never will be as awesome as me.

ohheyyrach 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:07

Thats why you don't do that. Or atleast pretend to be texting. No one really talks on the phone anymore anyway.

smexii24 0

Friday 26 February 2010 8:06

okay come on that's not that bad my cousin asked me that same question and I yelled back at her " yes I did" and my crush looked at me and laughed then I wound up going to his basketball game meeting his mom but me and him are not dating.......yet ha!ha! well it's not that bad that he know that u have a period it's not a bad thing it might suck but we have to live with it haha